Funny Side of the Moon
The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo.
"This", he said, "is the Ultimate Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it".
At which point a Clever Dick stepped forward ( there is one in every crowd ) and spoke into the Ultimate Computer's microphone. "Where is my father"? he asked.
There was a whirring of wheels and flashing of lights that the manufacturers always use to impress lay people, and then a little card popped out.
On it were printed the words "Fishing off Florida".
Clever Dick laughed. "Actually", he said, "my father is dead!" It had been a trick question!!
The salesman, carefully chosen for his ability to think fast on his feet, immediately replied that he was sorry the answer was unsatisfactory, but as computers were precise, perhaps he might care to rephrase his question and try again?
Clever Dick thought, went to the Ultimate Computer and this time said, "Where is my mother's husband?"
Once again there was a whirring of wheels and a flashing of lights.
Again a little card popped out. Printed on it were the words: "Dead. But your father is still fishing off Florida”
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SF Short Story
This month’s short story is ‘FREE TIME’ by Michael P. Calligaro click here to read
The dwarf nodded and pulled out a Personal Digital Assistant. To Rick, something was just wrong with the universe to see this dwarf-like creature in bare feet holding a palmtop computer, but his comment to that effect merely drew a shrug from the dwarf.
"Justa because I sells time donna mean that I should be wastin' it on paperwork.......
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