June 2002

 

Contents
Spacejetters News ~ Win a Prize ~ New 3D models ~ 3D Tutorials ~ New Gadgets ~ Video Choice
SF Short Story ~ New Book Reviews ~ Funny Side of the Moon ~ New Art & Artists ~ Spacejetters Prints
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3D Tutorials

The months recommended tutorial links are as follows:

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Spacejetters Prints

Download this months all new Spacejetters designs to add to your collection. Click here
Click here to find out how to create your own Sci-fi Art Gallery.
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Win a Prize

Win a prize in this months 3D art competition. Submit your science fiction artwork as an email attachment in jpeg format no larger than 400x300 pixels and under 300kb file size. (larger entries will not be accepted)
The winner will have their picture featured on our ‘Pic of the Month’ page and will receive a copy of the excellent
Bryce 4 FX & Design by R. Shamms Mortier

SEND YOUR ENTRIES TO: studioarts@totalise.co.uk with Win a prize in the subject line
(Maximum 4 entries. All entries must reach us by June 30th 2002)
The judges decision is final and no correspondence can be entered into.
 

June Prizewinner

The outright prizewinner for June is........... You can see the winning picture in the ‘Pic of the Month’ gallery.
click here

 

Museum of Intergalactic Art

Click here to visit the New Art & Artists page at the Museum


Funny Side of the Moon             

The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo.

"This", he said, "is the Ultimate Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it".

At which point a Clever Dick stepped forward ( there is one in every crowd ) and spoke into the Ultimate Computer's microphone. "Where is my father"? he asked.

There was a whirring of wheels and flashing of lights that the manufacturers always use to impress lay people, and then a little card popped out.

On it were printed the words "Fishing off Florida".

Clever Dick laughed. "Actually", he said, "my father is dead!" It had been a trick question!!

The salesman, carefully chosen for his ability to think fast on his feet, immediately replied that he was sorry the answer was unsatisfactory, but as computers were precise, perhaps he might care to rephrase his question and try again?

Clever Dick thought, went to the Ultimate Computer and this time said, "Where is my mother's husband?"

Once again there was a whirring of wheels and a flashing of lights.

Again a little card popped out. Printed on it were the words: "Dead. But your father is still fishing off Florida”

Click here for more humorous jokes and anecdotes.

Got a good joke to tell? Send them to us and we’ll feature the best ones on our jokes page.

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SF Short Story
This month’s short story is ‘FREE TIME’ by Michael P. Calligaro click here to read

Excerpt

The dwarf nodded and pulled out a Personal Digital Assistant. To Rick, something was just wrong with the universe to see this dwarf-like creature in bare feet holding a palmtop computer, but his comment to that effect merely drew a shrug from the dwarf.
"Justa because I sells time donna mean that I should be wastin' it on paperwork.......
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Book Reviews

For the latest new science fiction book reviews click here
 

For your this month’s free download of the latest Spacejetters 3D Models click the image below

Volume 1 of Spacejetters 3D models available to purchase for immediate download


3D Tutorials

Click here for this month’s recommended 3D and Graphic tutorials and improve your artistic skills.
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New Gadgets

Fancy a total body workout? Check out the Orbitrek exercise machine as seen on TV. It works your upper body including your arms and shoulders and your lower body including your hips, legs and buttocks.You get a complete cardiovascular workout in just 20-30 minutes a day with absolutely NO IMPACT and a 20 minute workout video to help you on your way. Click here for more info.

Golfers! Imagine six handy golf tools in an incredibly slim (1/4") case that's exactly the shape of a credit card. It's Here!!! Click here for more info.
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Video Choice
This month’s video choice is:

A.I. Artificial Intelligence

David is by all appearances an 11 year old boy with fair brown hair, approximately 4 feet six inches tall, weighing around 60 pounds. But david is not a real boy. He is a highly advanced robot who becomes part of a human family as a substitute for their own son who lies in a coma from which he is not expected to recover. When he does, everyone is delighted and he returns home to his family and his new brother David. However, things do not run smoothly and David is unwillingly abandoned. Feeling alone and afraid, he embarks on a journey to find a way to become a real boy so that he can regain the love of his mother.

Available to buy from Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk

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Get your FREE 3D models   click here to download now!

A new gallery is being planned to show some of the work created by our subscribers and fans of SF art.
Send us your pictures as an email attachment and join in the fun. Just make sure that your pictures are in jpeg format, less than 300x400 pixels and with file sizes under 300kb otherwise we will not be able to use them. Pictures will generally be reduced in size when displayed to allow for faster download times.

Don’t forget! You can also win a prize if your picture is chosen to appear on our ‘Pic of the Month’ page.
So don’t delay! Get to work on your pictures now and you could be our next prizewinner.

Send your designs to studioarts@totalise.co.uk with Win a prize in the subject line.

 

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